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Ok, so I'm in a mode where I really enjoy morbid jokes, so I'll post some that I remember from the top of my head.

How do you make a little girl cry the second time?
Wiping off your blood soaked dick on her favourite teddy bear.

What's the warmest part of a corpse?
My dick.

4 out of 5 people enjoy gangrape.

Why do black people have nightmares?
Because the first one to have a dream got shot.

How do you know your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick taste funny.

What's the similarity between an unloved teenager and a lamp?
Both are hanging from the ceiling.

What does a pedophile and a child have in common?
It's the first time for both.


If you have one yourself, please share it.
  • Listening to: Lorelei, some anime OSTs
  • Watching: Plastic Memories
  • Drinking: Tea

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Ok, so I'm in a mode where I really enjoy morbid jokes, so I'll post some that I remember from the top of my head.

How do you make a little girl cry the second time?
Wiping off your blood soaked dick on her favourite teddy bear.

What's the warmest part of a corpse?
My dick.

4 out of 5 people enjoy gangrape.

Why do black people have nightmares?
Because the first one to have a dream got shot.

How do you know your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick taste funny.

What's the similarity between an unloved teenager and a lamp?
Both are hanging from the ceiling.

What does a pedophile and a child have in common?
It's the first time for both.


If you have one yourself, please share it.
  • Listening to: Lorelei, some anime OSTs
  • Watching: Plastic Memories
  • Drinking: Tea

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The whole world celebrated, exulted by this one opportunity, while the high priest climbed upon the holy mountain. The climb took days, taking its toll on the high priest, but being chosen to meet the holiest was worth more than anything he could accomplish by himself. Driven by this one chance to talk to the One Above, the high priest continued without hesitation.
When finally standing on the highest point, right below the mighty clouds, the high priest made the gesture.

The Father

The Son

And the Holy Spirit

And opened his arms, welcoming the one they've all waited for.
Peace entered their hearts, and a tranquillity of content was established. The high priest and the rest of them felt the presence of Him, when He appeared before them. As He had promised.

The high priest raised his voice, turned towards the sky.
"O, almighty Thee, as the promise Thee haveth sincerely gifted upon us, we stand before Thy eyes, holding onto a statement with the need of insight only Thee are able to bring."
The high priest, taking a deep breath before he continued, while He patiently waited for him.
"As in the image of Thy, we are, though imperfect compared to Thee. Through chosen people Thee haveth informed us of Thine divine ways. And a son of flesh and earth, a son of spirituality and enlightenment, a son of Thee, spoke of Thine; spoke of life; spoke of truth. We humans stand here today, forever thankful of Thine kindness and care, and the love we give Thee is repayed in kind. We stand here thankful for all the things Thee haveth towards us being giving. And up until this very moment, we haveth in our minds wanted to bring forth this towards Thee, as it still has us wondering."
The high priest closed his eyes shortly, before opening them again.
"With this life Thee haveth towards us given, could the clarity of its purpose be brought into light?"

The silence spreading after the question; no one spoke a word, afraid of missing the answer. Those of them poor of patience started to feel uneasy, though still they all watched the sky.
But then, slowly, the presence of Him started to fade away, as if He was turning away from them. Depressed and despaired they were, and they all thought the same words.

Wasn't there going to be any answer?

Finally, the response from Him, mighty and powerful, reached across the lands and oceans; reaching within them, while still turning away from them.
"Thy mortals still hath a purpose to embrace."
Then the presence of Him was gone.

And the high priest fell to his knees, crying.
Greatest (metal) release 2015?
100%
1 deviant said Other release(comment)
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No deviants said Carach Angren - This Is No Fairytail
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No deviants said Thy Art Is Murder - Holy War
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No deviants said Advent Sorrow - As All Light Leaves Her
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No deviants said Make Them Suffer - Old Souls
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No deviants said Veil Of Maya - Matriarch
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No deviants said Sirenia - The Seventh Life Path
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No deviants said Abysmal Growls Of Despair - Between My Dead
Is there such a thing as "reverse parody"?

What I mean here is making a comedic and/or light-hearted original story dark, grim and/or serious. Or is just called fanfiction?
As I see it, parodies are a form of fanfiction, and if you think I'm wrong, please inform me why.

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New bands/albums I am listening to this month:
> As I will never be able to get enough time to add the bands here also, I will bring up my blog here for those who're interested.
godofshadows.wordpress.com/
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HGWizard Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
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A while ago, you posted a thread (which is now closed) about kids complaining about being born in the wrong generation, and you asked if I could link you the comic I was thinking of doing.

Well, I finished it finally :P
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G0D0FSHAD0WS Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks, this was a nice surprise :)

Checked it out, and you got a fav ;)
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G0D0FSHAD0WS Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
omfg 
Thank you a billion times! I cannot believe what wonders that has happened since last time I was online O.O

:squee: 
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MarioLuigi96 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015
Just in case you didn't see, there are many other great bundle offers too!

www.indiemerch.com/uniqueleade…
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petrova Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist
Grattis i förskott! Ett av dina verk är med i KingdomOfSwedens födelsedagsfeature som du finner här: kingdomofsweden.deviantart.com… :party:
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MarioLuigi96 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
Wow, it seems like ages since we spoke! Anyway, I found something interesting the other day and I wondered if you knew anything about it, because I can't find anywhere to listen to it.

Check it out: www.spirit-of-metal.com/album-…

Do you know anything about this?
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G0D0FSHAD0WS Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed, and sorry for the late reply, haven't got access to internet for a VERY long time(it has been awful :( ).

Hm... have you asked the band about it? Haven't found much myself either, but the bandmembers are pretty chill, so maybe they put up an old song on youtube or something if you ask(maybe). I know at least that The Omen Of Lycaon(the old version) is available on youtube, and I think Oedipus Complex as well will exist somewhere in its old glory.
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MarioLuigi96 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
Woah, did you buy the Scryers Of The Ibits bundle with the fancy statue and stuff?
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G0D0FSHAD0WS Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Jepp, of course I did. Supporting my fav band 100% and getting all their stuff ^^(still have a few shirts I haven't bought from them)
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5minalone Featured By Owner May 10, 2014   Traditional Artist
cool work
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G0D0FSHAD0WS Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks :)
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TheArtributor Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the Fav on Man's Torment!
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G0D0FSHAD0WS Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're very welcome, I enjoyed reading it :)
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duncanli Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
thankyou so much for your watch! 
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